From the Oxford Daily News

DEA RAIDS CULT STRONGHOLD

Drug Enforcement agents staged an early morning raid on the stronghold of the cult group Ego Shovel today. The group reportedly serves as a pipeline for Rohyponol, a strong narcotic whose use is rampant in Oxford. Although the cult makes no effort to hide its drug use, authorities walked out empty handed.

When cult leader Blano was asked about the raid he said, "They're looking for the Pleasuredome. Everyone wants to go there. They'll never find it, it exists outside of time and space." Also, "People are giving Ego Shovel a bad rap. Sure we take drugs-but its for a higher puyrpose. We dont deal. Somebody's settin us up and I think its some wacko scientist on campus." Lawyers for the group said a lawsuit against the DEA is in progress.